Pictorial review of 'Kanda Naal muthal'

So I came across this really funny blog by Imaan Sheikh where she basically does a pictorial rewind of Bollywood movies.And I thought it would be hilarious if someone did the same with our very own(and extremely tacky) Tamil movies. So heyho!I decided to take the initiative to attempt the deed.And here it is!Amateurish attempt so don't get your hopes high. Pictorial rewind of today is ....*drum rolls* 'KANDA NAAl MUTHAL' So basically our film starts out in a wedding,where our 2 star-crossed lovers meet.

 So in case you were expecting the above, you're wrong.Because instead, we see two bickering midgets..... I mean kids.Krishna,the small man to the right and ramya-kutty,the other small thing to the left.
   
  COME AT ME BRO! SHUDDUP YOU HOE! 

So fast-forward a few years later and we see Krishna the midget as a grown-ass man still in college. And not forgetting,hitting on girls...which is an improvement as compared to hitting girls,like he used to not too long ago.
   
That's my sister, bruhhh

And Ramya-no-more-kutty is now an annoying whiny motormouth. Who can apparently also talk to dogs.

 
So coincidentally, both of them get to meet at Krishna's college cultural meet. Krishna is supposed to take care of transportation for the schools coming down.However,Krishna,being the dipshit he is,messes up and sends an animal van instead of a normal bus.Because being the chairman of the committee and not being able to do the simplest of shit is apparently Krishna's forte.
  

 So Ramya gets infuriated at Krishna's inability to do almost everything and the both of them lock horns during their first meeting.

   

So during the culturals,our hero finally manages to figure out that the annoying,self-righteous Ramya was none other than the midget that attacked him when he was younger..

And Ramya who finds out the truth as well,wants to badly murder his entire family.

Fast forward a few more years later and Ramya wants nothing better than to murder her entire family.Why?Because her little sister is shit that's why. Little shit loves someone and wants to marry him but being the wimp she is, she's afraid to ask her parents and seeks help from Ramya instead.

And Miss Iamveryresponsible goofs up when she implies that there should be a marriage taking place at home. Everyone else except her stupid sister (who could've opened her mouth and come out with the truth) assumes that Ramya has wishes to get married and get started finding a suitable groom.Who happens to be Krishna's best friend.

 Who by the way tries to reason out of marrying by giving stupid reasons.

 Krishna finds out that his best friend is going to be stuck with Ramya for the rest of his life and now tries to talk his best friend out of marrying her.
   
 However,not wanting to ruin a girl's life,he stops talking shit about her and tries to help her instead. Which our Miss Motormouth misconstrues. Shit brews and eventually she's rejected. And also her little shit..I mean sister elopes with her boyfriend.Which causes her mum a heart attack.And according to Ramya,everything is Krishna's fault including Hurricane Katrina. Krishna tries to chase after her and explain.Heck, he even pays for her mum's hospital bills and pretends to be Ramya's fiance (aka his best friend) over the phone to save the mum from another heart attack.
  
 And before you know it,lo and behold...they start liking each other.Which seemed next to impossible before this.They hang out every single day. And dude even punches the living lights out of Ramya's boss who tried to jalpa with her.



   THEY EVEN HUG.

  
 Guess who decides to confess her love? Ramya.
   And just when things are going right, Mr shit-stirrer,aka Krishna's best friend decides to marry her.Because some people are fickle-minded but others are just assholes who can't decide. And Ramya decides to go along with it...or at least she pretends to. Which riles up our hero because he can't let his dipshit of a best friend to take his girl.So he rants about what a selfish poophead his bf is and why she shouldn't marry him.Which his best friend(WHO IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE,I MEAN RLY?) hears.Ooopsie dooopsie doo!
  

 And then the truth is unravelled . To which le bestie gives in and the raging ramya does this.(Look at the shithead laughing when rightfully he should be slapped)
  
 A hug and a few tears later..
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   And everyone lives happily ever after of course!

All praises to Blu Tack

So it's been 3 months since I got braces. The first few days was not good for me. I predicted that it would be Satan's personal brand of hell for me but like my dentist said I was just over-thinking.He never fails to tell me that every damn visit mainly because it's true. The hardest part was the fooooooood. I lost weight the first week(as if being almost skeletal wasn't enough)due to extreme discomfort in my mouth. I see myself as someone who has a pretty low tolerance for pain but hey I was eating briyani by the 3rd day and biting into burgers by that week. There were fleeting moments of regret because I didn't exactly want it. I was just succumbing to the pressure of my mum.

(TEETH NO STRAIGHT=YOU NO HUSBAND) So anyways I was and still am getting used to it. I did not feel anything that could possibly make me cringe in pain.However, I have to say, the metal brackets are shit-assed bastards. I'm not sure why the manufacturers of the metal brackets can't for god's sake blunt the edges of these metal shitheaded brackets AKA razorsharp-katana-i'll f*ckin kill you-bladesofhorror. I was given dental wax the day my 4 calcified friends were extracted by the dentist's very reliable plier. That packet of dental wax were my good comrades for the following weeks to come. If not for them my inner cheeks would have been scraped inside out. So anyways, my inner cheeks got used to the metal brackets and I was doing fine.Even after my second appointment.

That is UNTIL my 3rd appointment came by. It was the biggest mistake to have not stocked up on more dental wax because I was under the assumption that since I've survived the whole of the 2nd month without my trusty dental wax I could go on without it for the remaining period. It started out as light grazes and by the end of the day I had deep cuts in my inner cheeks. The brackets were digging deeeeep and kept getting stuck to the flesh of my cheeks and pulled them apart. I-was-in-pain.

I couldn't sleep and everytime I opened my mouth or so little as pursed my lips,the brackets were anchoring itself even deeper into my wounded cheeks. I went scouring the whole of Yishun to get my hands on Dental wax.I went all the way to the pharmacies at Northpoint to be told that only dentists carry dental wax. F**k this shit,I thought and went to the dental clinics nearby. Unfortunately,they don't do braces and no dental wax for me.When I finaaaaally chanced upon a dental clinic which does braces...it was closed.

Desperate times called for desperate measures and I brainstormed.What would be the perfect substitute for dental wax?Gum?But I don't have access to gum.Plasticine?Ugh no way. Blu-Tack? WAIT!Blu-tack is perfect! So yes I did buy Blu-tack because I couldn't care less about anything else and just wanted to stop the agony. I felt relief flooding in as I stuck wads of Blu-tack on my brackets.

BluTack has 1000's of uses and apparently acting as replacement of dental wax is one of them. Who knew. Anyways, I managed to get dental wax the next day but I must say Blu tack was an even better cushion than dental wax. ALL PRAISES TO BLU TACK