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So in case you were expecting the above, you're wrong.Because instead, we see two bickering midgets..... I mean kids.Krishna,the small man to the right and ramya-kutty,the other small thing to the left.
COME AT ME BRO! SHUDDUP YOU HOE!
So fast-forward a few years later and we see Krishna the midget as a grown-ass man still in college. And not forgetting,hitting on girls...which is an improvement as compared to hitting girls,like he used to not too long ago.
That's my sister, bruhhh
And Ramya-no-more-kutty is now an annoying whiny motormouth. Who can apparently also talk to dogs.
So coincidentally, both of them get to meet at Krishna's college cultural meet. Krishna is supposed to take care of transportation for the schools coming down.However,Krishna,being the dipshit he is,messes up and sends an animal van instead of a normal bus.Because being the chairman of the committee and not being able to do the simplest of shit is apparently Krishna's forte.
So Ramya gets infuriated at Krishna's inability to do almost everything and the both of them lock horns during their first meeting.
So during the culturals,our hero finally manages to figure out that the annoying,self-righteous Ramya was none other than the midget that attacked him when he was younger..
Fast forward a few more years later and Ramya wants nothing better than to murder her entire family.Why?Because her little sister is shit that's why. Little shit loves someone and wants to marry him but being the wimp she is, she's afraid to ask her parents and seeks help from Ramya instead.
And Miss Iamveryresponsible goofs up when she implies that there should be a marriage taking place at home. Everyone else except her stupid sister (who could've opened her mouth and come out with the truth) assumes that Ramya has wishes to get married and get started finding a suitable groom.Who happens to be Krishna's best friend.
Who by the way tries to reason out of marrying by giving stupid reasons.
Krishna finds out that his best friend is going to be stuck with Ramya for the rest of his life and now tries to talk his best friend out of marrying her.
However,not wanting to ruin a girl's life,he stops talking shit about her and tries to help her instead. Which our Miss Motormouth misconstrues. Shit brews and eventually she's rejected. And also her little shit..I mean sister elopes with her boyfriend.Which causes her mum a heart attack.And according to Ramya,everything is Krishna's fault including Hurricane Katrina. Krishna tries to chase after her and explain.Heck, he even pays for her mum's hospital bills and pretends to be Ramya's fiance (aka his best friend) over the phone to save the mum from another heart attack.
And before you know it,lo and behold...they start liking each other.Which seemed next to impossible before this.They hang out every single day. And dude even punches the living lights out of Ramya's boss who tried to jalpa with her.
THEY EVEN HUG.
Guess who decides to confess her love? Ramya.
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And just when things are going right, Mr shit-stirrer,aka Krishna's best friend decides to marry her.Because some people are fickle-minded but others are just assholes who can't decide. And Ramya decides to go along with it...or at least she pretends to.
Which riles up our hero because he can't let his dipshit of a best friend to take his girl.So he rants about what a selfish poophead his bf is and why she shouldn't marry him.Which his best friend(WHO IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE,I MEAN RLY?) hears.Ooopsie dooopsie doo!
And then the truth is unravelled . To which le bestie gives in and the raging ramya does this.(Look at the shithead laughing when rightfully he should be slapped)
A hug and a few tears later..
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And everyone lives happily ever after of course!
