Ways to Indian-nize Singapore.

Well hello there! So like in the post,clearly my suggestion is that Singapore should be more Indian-nized.YES YES,YOU LEARNT A NEW TERMINOLOGY HERE.CONGRATS ON THAT..AND ALSO ON PRONOUNCING TERMINOLOGY WITH AN INDIAN ACCENT.stop denying I know you did.Tarminaalaji. Definition of Indian-nize: Basically to make a bare matter more eeendian by throwing in indian stuff to enhance it. Basically it should look somefinggg like this

....well maybe that was a joke.But you get the point. Less taaalkingzz more doiiingzz. So in a country like Singapore where basically everything is made in China, here are some simple ways to remind the majority and 'garmen' that Indians exist...by playing pranks such as these: 1)Ya know the SMRT ticketing machines.The one where you buy your standard tickets?

Well, there are 4 options below which shows the language you prefer.CHANGE IT TO TAMIL I SAY. all you indianzzz are now saying "ponna lamezzz" or whatever lingo you use,however,the smallest things impact greatly.The subtle changes would magnify the existence of Indians.So one day if you are 'vetti' and your plans for the day happens to have been cancelled; GO TO EVERY MRT STATION IN SINGAPORE AND CHANGE THE LANGUAGE PREFERRED TO 'TAMIL' to show that your a தமிழர்/INDIAN ,whatevs man just do it.Its fun too (: 2)GO TO A THEATRE,BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH AN ENGLISH/NON-INDIAN FILM AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE STAND UP AND SHOUT "TAMILEH FOR LIFE LAH." If you're meek,you can probably sit down and position yourself in a shady area of the theatre and exclaim the same thing every 20 minutes of the movie.Or maybe if you're not keen on ruining other's movie experience,go to a theatre which shows tamil padam(NO,NOT GV YISHUN,THEY'VE STOPPED SHOWING TAMIL FILMS THERE-___- YENNA ANNIYAYAM ITHU?!) and when the hero appears on screen,SCREAM OUT HIS ICONIC name accordingly. For example,

when you see our highness saar rajinikanth avargal, YOU SCREAM "THALAIVA!NEE THAAN NAMMA SUPERSTAR!" It'd be better if there were foreign workers in there with you because they're whistles go superrrrsonic when they see THALAIVAR UP THERE. And as for this guy,

well I liked him once...those "ghilli" days and after that "Pokkiri" was good(even though it was a remake).But basically he needs more creativity instead of involving himself in pretty useless productions.Maybeee avarukku 'SONNA PURIYATHU'. 4) And next we have A CRUCIAL NEED TO FLAUNT OUR BEAUTIES.....and when I said flaunt I really mean it.SLAP POSTERS OF MALLUS AND SOWCARPET BEAUTIES ON EVERYONE'S FACE.

like namma NAMITHA ABOVE.....You say no?? okay fine.... like the exquisite beauties below:

YOU ALREADY KNEW IT DIDNT YOU? I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE NON-INDIANS HERE IN SINGAPORE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN( PROVEN BY THE 100++ POLLS,OPRAH WINFREY,DAVID LETTERMAN,JULIA ROBERTS AND MANY OTHERS) okay we'll have another post about her. Oh and here,another one,Parvathy Omanakuttan

and then Miss Universe Lara Dutta

WOW TOO MUCH...well remind me that I need..NEED to do another blog post on all themmm beauties ;) so well no side tracking,the Idea is to print out motha fugging A3 size posters of these beauties and paste it on most frequented areas in SIngapore such as Orchard ION, CBD area, Raffles Place and so on. Sounds good yeah? OKAY...CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS BLOGPOST AGAIN?HMMMMMM,YEA I DUNNO EITHER ,MAN.... YEAH WELL ,STILL...IT WAS FUN :) BYEEE!