Annoying train commuters .

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED AN IRRITANT IN THE MRT?impossibruuuu.I hate to rant and harp on bad experiences because I have complained countless times about the irksome ways of some Singaporeans I have faced in the train.You know, instead of making that local movie on 'Old Changi Hospital',they should have made a film on the daily happenings of a SMRT train commuter. Emotions run high when you pack all these 'Kancheong spiders'in the miniscule cabins. You know I can clearly be classified under the 'Peaceful,avoid all alta bulta fights'..that kinda Jilpa category.But...le wild shoving aunty appears in the cabin and..POOF!

My patience dissipates. Enough COMPLAINING!We need to take action!I am Indian and action is my middle name yaar.

SEE!Hearing this,Namma Action King Arjun pongi vilugiraar! Anyways, it didn't take much time for me to reach a solution. Understanding that Singaporeans acclimatize to things easily,things as in laws,rules,rise in GST/Tax etc due to their fear towards authority(The Gahmen); I thought..hey why not bring in an authoritive figure who controls this 'Annoying SMRT commuters' phenomena?! But NO ,my thought process didn't halt there, I needed to know WHO,just exactly WHO is sooo POWERFUL,AUTHORITVE AND BOLD TO JUMP INTO TRAINS AND PUNISH THE MISDOER ? And vaat a miracles of ridicules! The answer came to my mind like mattapu! HEY YOU!Yes you there,you DINKILONA

You have been A BAD BAD TINKERINZZ COMMUTER. Every child drinks his mother's milk when born BUT YOU!YOU MUST HAVE DRUNK DECOCTION TO BE SO IRRITATING

STOP IT I SAY! THE FINGERS YOU NOW SEE OUTSTRETCHED TO SAY STOP WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE LIKE GUSTHI BULLFIGHT IF I SEE YOU BEING AN UNCOOPERATIVE COMMUTER IN THE TRAIN.

Don't you think this would solve the praablem? If you think T Rajender the Train Terminator is still not good enough, there is PLAN B which is resorting the guilty to watch naked not-so-amul baby pictures of Captain VijayaKanth

Till then we vill meet.vill meet..meet

Celebrities Similarities

So I have been hearing alot of this 'Oh my god,Hansika looks like Khushboo' shit recently. I am Khushboo and I am deeply offended!..Okay wait so I may not be Khushboo but still I do not resonate with this statement. Okay so firstly, let's look at where Khusboo stands.Having a belt of superhit films from movie industries of all dialects in India,she pretty much attained numero uno status during the 90's in the southie film industry. Also,she is a beauty of her own,known for her round face and having flesh at the..um..right places.Even though over the years,she has put on weight,she is still very much active in the media industry as well as in charitable causes.

I mean remember her roles in movies such as 'Michael Madana Kamarajan', 'Mannan', 'Varusham 16'? They were memorable and some even funny, specifically the ones which she acted with PADMASHRI KAMALHAASAN avargal. For reference, here

here...

So anyways,you get the idea how sensational she was and still is. And then comes our Hansika Motwani,or should I say Mottu-wani. I have nothing against her.Oh no, I don't.I think she does look good and even pulled off looking adorable in 'Engeyum Kadhal'. However, as for her acting skills,besides coming off as saccharine sweet,cute and...bimbotic,her roles doesn't prove otherwise. AND OH DOES SHE LOOK LIKE KUSHBOO?OH YOU TELL ME... So now,any fair,chubby woman becomes a Kushboo?YOU KNOW WHO DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? Y'AAALL KNOW WHO DOES HANSIKA RESEMBLE SO MUCH?.....OH*RUBS HANDS IN GLEE* ....THIS.HER!(WARNING:ONCE YOU SEE IT,YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT)

I mean loooook..JUST LOOK AT THE SIMILARITIES.HANSIKA AND NAMIIIIITHA.SIDE BY SIDEEEEE.WE FOUND HER TWIN. and well if you don't quite agree with this and still think she resembles kushhh the most..well let me show you someone. Someone beautiful,talented and pretty who looks more like Kushboo than Hansiii. TA DAAA!

Now doesn't she look just.....so..divine?Ooops,sorry for the distraction but you get the point...she resembles kushboo more.Or well at least for me and a few others.Okay then..goodbye! Here's a smexy picture to look at whilst fondling yourself,take care!

Ways to Indian-nize Singapore.

Well hello there! So like in the post,clearly my suggestion is that Singapore should be more Indian-nized.YES YES,YOU LEARNT A NEW TERMINOLOGY HERE.CONGRATS ON THAT..AND ALSO ON PRONOUNCING TERMINOLOGY WITH AN INDIAN ACCENT.stop denying I know you did.Tarminaalaji. Definition of Indian-nize: Basically to make a bare matter more eeendian by throwing in indian stuff to enhance it. Basically it should look somefinggg like this

....well maybe that was a joke.But you get the point. Less taaalkingzz more doiiingzz. So in a country like Singapore where basically everything is made in China, here are some simple ways to remind the majority and 'garmen' that Indians exist...by playing pranks such as these: 1)Ya know the SMRT ticketing machines.The one where you buy your standard tickets?

Well, there are 4 options below which shows the language you prefer.CHANGE IT TO TAMIL I SAY. all you indianzzz are now saying "ponna lamezzz" or whatever lingo you use,however,the smallest things impact greatly.The subtle changes would magnify the existence of Indians.So one day if you are 'vetti' and your plans for the day happens to have been cancelled; GO TO EVERY MRT STATION IN SINGAPORE AND CHANGE THE LANGUAGE PREFERRED TO 'TAMIL' to show that your a தமிழர்/INDIAN ,whatevs man just do it.Its fun too (: 2)GO TO A THEATRE,BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH AN ENGLISH/NON-INDIAN FILM AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE STAND UP AND SHOUT "TAMILEH FOR LIFE LAH." If you're meek,you can probably sit down and position yourself in a shady area of the theatre and exclaim the same thing every 20 minutes of the movie.Or maybe if you're not keen on ruining other's movie experience,go to a theatre which shows tamil padam(NO,NOT GV YISHUN,THEY'VE STOPPED SHOWING TAMIL FILMS THERE-___- YENNA ANNIYAYAM ITHU?!) and when the hero appears on screen,SCREAM OUT HIS ICONIC name accordingly. For example,

when you see our highness saar rajinikanth avargal, YOU SCREAM "THALAIVA!NEE THAAN NAMMA SUPERSTAR!" It'd be better if there were foreign workers in there with you because they're whistles go superrrrsonic when they see THALAIVAR UP THERE. And as for this guy,

well I liked him once...those "ghilli" days and after that "Pokkiri" was good(even though it was a remake).But basically he needs more creativity instead of involving himself in pretty useless productions.Maybeee avarukku 'SONNA PURIYATHU'. 4) And next we have A CRUCIAL NEED TO FLAUNT OUR BEAUTIES.....and when I said flaunt I really mean it.SLAP POSTERS OF MALLUS AND SOWCARPET BEAUTIES ON EVERYONE'S FACE.

like namma NAMITHA ABOVE.....You say no?? okay fine.... like the exquisite beauties below:

YOU ALREADY KNEW IT DIDNT YOU? I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE NON-INDIANS HERE IN SINGAPORE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN( PROVEN BY THE 100++ POLLS,OPRAH WINFREY,DAVID LETTERMAN,JULIA ROBERTS AND MANY OTHERS) okay we'll have another post about her. Oh and here,another one,Parvathy Omanakuttan

and then Miss Universe Lara Dutta

WOW TOO MUCH...well remind me that I need..NEED to do another blog post on all themmm beauties ;) so well no side tracking,the Idea is to print out motha fugging A3 size posters of these beauties and paste it on most frequented areas in SIngapore such as Orchard ION, CBD area, Raffles Place and so on. Sounds good yeah? OKAY...CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS BLOGPOST AGAIN?HMMMMMM,YEA I DUNNO EITHER ,MAN.... YEAH WELL ,STILL...IT WAS FUN :) BYEEE!